Dear MORNING

Dear Morning,

may I ask you, why you are you treating me like that? It is not fair at all.
You show up way too early every day and you don't get the point of changing this.
Why are you starting from six a.m. or something? Do some changes in your life and start for example at eleven a.m. and continue until two p.m. so I won't have to feel bad getting up in the 'late morning' anymore.
In my opinion you could be so nice and give some hours to your friend 'the Night'.
And why the hell do you always have to look like that? Are you kinda depressive or what? Stop crying and smile a bit. Change your grey clothes to some shiny ones.
It is just an advise, but think about this.

Yours, L.

Dear WEATHER,

Dear Weather,
would you be so kind and stop doing this to me?
Here in Finland we only have got those 1 - 2 weeks of autumn and I really want to enjoy those days. I love coloured leaves and the fresh air. Being shrouded in a cosy pullover, with some scarf and armed with the camera there might have been brilliant moments to remember.
But, and now it's your turn: You suck!
It's not like it is all in all grey outside, no! Now it started to rain like someone is taking a shower up there.
Of course, now as I do have a new umbrella, I can go out even when it rains. But it is not just those few drops but a proper downpour. No chance to stay dry outside. And I don't want to be ill, no way.
So, what I am asking you to do right now is very very simple. Stop the water, give us some wonderful autumn days. Please.